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No Fake Beards Allowed! Postcards From a Santa-Lookalike Pleasure Cruise
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No Fake Beards Allowed! Postcards From a Santa-Lookalike Pleasure Cruise

When the holiday season has come and gone, mall Santas from around the world gather to discuss beard-bleaching techniques, trade war stories of screaming lap children, and pound piña coladas in the hot tub.

C. Brian Smith
Apr 05, 2017
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