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Why I Married My Best Friend on Facebook
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Why I Married My Best Friend on Facebook

Online marrying my best friend was the perfect loop hole for avoiding labelling relationships.

Lilly Dancyger
Feb 11, 2013
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My Facebook profile says I’m “Married to Haley,” and has for the last four years. But it’s not exactly true.

First of all, Haley and I are both straight women. Second of all, we’ve claimed to be married since long before New York State legalized same-sex marriage. These Facebook “marriages” between best friends have become the digital iteration of friendship necklaces, two halves of a heart, bought at Claire’s and displayed as a proclamation. But they have practical applications beyond letting the world know that you love and are loved.

When I was nineteen I got engaged to the guy I’d been with for three years (he bought me a ring and everything: Art Deco white gold with a pearl and two little diamonds). We were even “Engaged” on Facebook, making it really official.

Eventually I realized I wasn’t ready to get married.  I wanted my single years in a cramped studio apartment full of books; I wanted to try to make it as a writer, even if that meant poverty; I w…

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