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Jen Shepherd's avatar

Ooh I loved this essay and never saw the ending coming. ;-) I would have had a canary if one of my friends pulled that kind of mean prank, especially for several months. Your story brought me right back to those boy-crazy days of middle/high school when that was all we thought about. Great job!

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Cathy Alter's avatar

I hope your trip down memory lane wasn't too rough! It's amazing how much we thought about boys back then. You'd think I'd be lucky, as a memoirist, to have all of my diaries from way back. But seriously, ALL I talked about were the boys I liked who didn't like me back. Sigh.

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Jen Shepherd's avatar

Cathy, I hear ya! I have 30-something diaries I wrote between 1977-1990. The earlier ones were all about boys, having my period, how fat I was, what diet I was on that month, and all the insane friend drama. Luckily we can laugh (maybe?) now but back then it was intense! I even wrote an essay about a boy who stood me up for a double date. Apparently I'm still somewhat traumatized by it!

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Cathy Alter's avatar

As Darrell Hammond-as-Sean-Connery said on SNL's Jeopardy, "The Penis Mightier." I'm just glad we both have enough fodder to keep us busy for a good long while. I LOVED your winning flash essay, too, Jen. Woo hoo!!! And I am so glad I get to tell you that. Now I'm going to read your essay on The Rumpus.

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Jen Shepherd's avatar

Haha, so true about The Penis. And you are too kind. :-) I look forward to reading more of your work Cathy! Have a fabulous weekend.

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Cathy Alter's avatar

xoxoxoxox

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Ron Gollobin's avatar

Quick correction for a too quick pull of the trigger w no self editing (shame, shame). In addition to the extra article "a an inspired..." it was a Flash Essay, not Fiction. The author regrets the error. Cathy Alter deserves better.

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Cathy Alter's avatar

Your correction made me laugh out loud, Ron. I DO deserve better! And thank you for the compliments. I've been on a bit of a bully kick lately, writing about some of my high school bullies as well (complete with photos that I captioned myself.) Ah, sweet justice!!

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Ron Gollobin's avatar

Sad, but a great story of a an inspired and mean prank. Interesting the fake "Kenny" lived long after he-she was unmasked. No better illustration of what makes a terrific Flash Fiction piece.

Bravo

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Sally Showalter's avatar

What a mean trick. I get the anticipation, the thrill of it all, and then to have it pulled out from under you, especially by a so-called friend. The writing of it is as if I were standing next to you. Thank you!

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Cathy Alter's avatar

Oh what a nice comment to receive. Thank you! I was trying to write this essay like a horror story - if that makes sense. I wanted to reader to have that same heart pounding that I had back in 8th grade. My heart still pounds whenever I think about it.

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Lina Lambert's avatar

What is surprising twist... And a great example of "mean girls" in high school. You survived and are a nicer better writer because of it!

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Cathy Alter's avatar

If you can believe it, Lina, I was in 8th grade when this happened. Unfortunately, the experience was the first of many. Why, I wonder, can girls innately single out their perfect targets?

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Debra Moffitt's avatar

Oh, that took the air out of my lungs. The savagery of certain young women!

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Cathy Alter's avatar

It's weird to thank you for your comment, but thank you. I read a draft of this essay at an open mic over the summer and I could hear the air leaving the lungs of so many in the room.

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